The Cheese Burger Thief by Alexandra Barnes
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The Cheese Burger Thief
My newest mission: catch the cheese burger thief with proof
- Find and determine suspects
- Narrow down to little as possible
- Go to crime scene
- Find evidence or catch red handed
- Say: any thing you say can and will be held against you in the court of law.
- Call boss.
- Request coffee and donut’s
It was Monday morning. Agent 99 had till next Monday to find the thief. Today she would hopefully determine and gather all the suspects.
First agent 99 would return to the scene of the crime. McDonald's. It was unusually close to M.O.M.’s hide out. She was definitely a suspect. The two things she didn’t get though:
- The cheese burgers grew on bushes.
- How did they get the burgers with spiders as big as their feet living there?
Agent 99 had just arrived at the cheese burger bush when she saw a bag. It read: I’m lovin’ it. A McDonald’s bag. And right next to the bag was the strongest spider web ever, an empty box of AA batteries, and a few broken cell phones.
Agent 99’s journal
Evidence: a McDonald’s bag, strong spider web, 1 box of AA batteries, 3 broken cell phones.
Notes:
- My #1 suspect is M.O.M.
- MY OTHER SUSPECTS: MAD HATTER, DR. DOOM, BANE, and Bon Voyage.
It was 10:30. Agent 99 decided to call her boss and tell him to have all her suspects by 7:05 tomorrow. Grab a cup of coffee and get some sleep. Tuesday, Agent 99 said as she woke up. 6:30! I gotta go! She through her hair in a pony tail, jumped into her clothes and out the door. She sped to the interrogation room. In the lobby she saw Mad Hatter, Dr. Doom, Bane, Bon Voyage, and M.O.M. all in hand cuffs, and of course a few cops. She had her journal and pencil with her.
Questioning
Mad Hatter. Q. do you like burgers? A. no. Q. do you have a fear of big spiders? A. yes . Q. live near Western & Lincoln? A. no. result: definite no. banes result: maybe. Dr. Doom result: no. Bon Voyage result: no. M.O.M. Q. do you like burgers? A. yes. Q. do you have a fear of big spiders? A. no. . Q. live near Western & Lincoln? A. yes result yes.
Notes:
- Mad Hatter doesn’t even like burgers
- Bon Voyage doesn’t know what they are.
- Bane doesn’t live anywhere close to there.
- Dr. Doom doesn’t cope with spiders.
- But M.O.M. had all the answer except she doesn’t like big spiders.
So all agent 99 had to do was find out how she got the cheese burgers and she will have solved the case! She decided to tell her boss what she figured out, drive home, and get to bed. She woke up Wednesday morning, slowly ate, got dressed and drove to court. Agent 99 showed her evidence her questioning list and her boss did the rest. She had permission to enter M.O.M.’s headquarters. She biked to B.E.D. headquarters: M.O.M.’s hide out. First I checked her phone. When I got to speed dial I saw something called spider delivery. I dialed it then I heard a voice recording only there was something strange about that voice. It was many different voices. Whoever did this either couldn’t talk or didn’t want too. They had recorded words from random people to say: hello, M.O.M. we will bring your burger right over. Agent 99 set up a simple trap big enough for two human feet and of course got her video camera ready. 5 minutes later a huge spider came with a sack made of webs. It dropped the sack on the door step right before it got caught in the trap. Agent 99 gently picked up the sack which was surprisingly strong.
Agent 99's journal
- Discovered sack of spider silk.
- Find and determine suspects
- Narrow to as small as possible
- Find evidence or catch red handed
- Say: anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law
- Call boss
- Request coffee and donuts
Now that agent 99 had her hard evidence she could bring it to court. But, she decided to study it first. So she took a quick drive to her boss and he took care of making sure it got studied. All she had to do was come back at 5:00 tomorrow. She drove home and slept. She woke up at 8:27 and did her normal schedule till 4:30. Then she drove to her boss and picked up her info. It said: human brain waves, human d.n.a., recognization: mutant. So she picked up her boss and drove to court. M.O.M. turned out guilty, got bail and should be out next month.
Agent 99’s journal
Now I will order my coffee, & donuts relax and wait for my next case.